"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on." -
Carl Sandburg"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act
that two people in love can commit." - Bill Cosby
"If your baby is 'beautiful and perfect, never cries or
fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the
time,' you're the grandma." - Theresa Bloomingdale
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Kristen Marie Carver
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"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant." - Jane
Sellman
"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it
over your head." - Carol Burnett
"Pretty much all the honest truth telling in the world is done
by children." - Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who
will choose your rest home." - Phyllis Diller
"I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever
I leave a house, I go out through a window" - Steven Wright
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two
hands?" - Milton Berle
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Breastfeeding
The
Lighter Side
