Let's have another round of...

[Stephanie]

Things you never thought you would say as a parent.

We had a new one tonight.


Ds: Mama, we don't pee pee on Sissy.

Me: Yes, Jackson, we don't pee pee on other people. Only in the potty or in the backyard.


Add yours!

[boys4us]

DS1 (3) has been carrying around a doll the past few nights. Tonight he had her wrapped in a blanket and was pounding on her.
DS - Me beating my baby.
Me - We don't beat our babies, we only pat them nicely.

[Stephanie]

Oh my goodness. That is one you hope is not repeated at school! :)

[amyamy1973]

How about something I thought I'd never hear?

DD (3), who has been playing with my old manual breast pump, "look Mommy, I can walk and breast pump!"

[curiouslurker]

One i thought i wouldn't be saying to a 11month old

~~Lexie don't pick Rocky's (the dog) nose

[Brianna]

"Get that straw out of your ear"

[shay823]

How about...

"Buddy don't put your finger in the doggie's butt. He doesn't like it."

[DecemberBaby]

shay823.... lolol

[shay823]

Gross I know, but he's only 10m. He must touch everything!

[oomaumau04]

Quit sticking your finger up my nose! :)

[ima062002]

Not so much saying particular things rather having to say them 2000 times IN CONTEXT, before they sink in LOL.

[camille97]

To ds: "Please don't lick the cat!"

[paigesmomma]

DD after bathtime - Mama, please I run nakie? Pleeeeese???
Me - Okay, how many times?
DD - 2 times - and she proceeds to make 2 laps around the dining/kitchen/living room.

[StElmosFire]

"Abby drop the dog poop and for goodness sake don't put it in your mouth!"

[Jmom1010]

DS was sitting in my FIL truck which at the time did not have a carseat. (They weren't driving just exploring). So FIL used the belt to buckle him in. Just to be cute since DS looked so tiny.

Ds was frowning the biggest frown possible.
So I say to him, if papa is going to beak the law for you at least you can smile.

[whitnessforhim]

oh man this threads halarious...look at all the stuff i have to look forward to :)

[StElmosFire]

DD after bathtime - Mama, please I run nakie? Pleeeeese???
Me - Okay, how many times?
DD - 2 times - and she proceeds to make 2 laps around the dining/kitchen/living room.

:roflol

[RedheadbyChoice]

Hey, running nekkid is fun stuff. :D

[momoffaith]

Not to my babe but to my sisters 4 year old

DN: me and Chloe (9mo old) are thirsty can we have some of your boob?

ME: no ma'am my "mommy's" milk is for Faith

DN: but we're in the same family (whine).

[Stephanie]

DD after bathtime - Mama, please I run nakie? Pleeeeese???
Me - Okay, how many times?
DD - 2 times - and she proceeds to make 2 laps around the dining/kitchen/living room.


We love nakey time in our house. Ds will generally tell us "I want to be naked for a while."

[paigesmomma]

Not me, but my co-worker told me this one from their dining table:
Son - Mama, Cat poop eyes please.
Mom - What??
It took her a little while to figure out that he wanted some ketchup on his fries:)

[sweetkisses]

Not to my babe but to my sisters 4 year old

DN: me and Chloe (9mo old) are thirsty can we have some of your boob?

ME: no ma'am my "mommy's" milk is for Faith

DN: but we're in the same family (whine).


Oh how funny!

[CanadianMom23]

1. Don't eat your boogers.
2. Pick up after yourselves! I'm not your maid.
3. I'm going to loooose it...

[SingingMom]

"Do you WANT to have a crazy mother?"

I almost said to DD yesterday "I hope you have six children JUST LIKE YOU!"

"Sweetie, if you have a penis issue, can you handle it in the bathroom?"

"No, the dog does not want mom milk."

[KatieLou]

Oh my! I love this thread!

[mfirst]

A panic stricken DS1 to me, "Mom, you can't leave the baby with Daddy - he doesn't have boobs to feed him!"

Yesterday to the bank teller "That's baby Patrick"
Teller: "How old is he Nolan"
Nolan: "I don't know but mommy tells him Patrick don't bite my boob."

[StElmosFire]

A panic stricken DS1 to me, "Mom, you can't leave the baby with Daddy - he doesn't have boobs to feed him!"

Yesterday to the bank teller "That's baby Patrick"
Teller: "How old is he Nolan"
Nolan: "I don't know but mommy tells him Patrick don't bite my boob."

:happy:

[Stephanie]

A panic stricken DS1 to me, "Mom, you can't leave the baby with Daddy - he doesn't have boobs to feed him!"

Yesterday to the bank teller "That's baby Patrick"
Teller: "How old is he Nolan"
Nolan: "I don't know but mommy tells him Patrick don't bite my boob."


:lol:

Ds does the same thing. We have a don't touch the otherside rule with dd. He always chimes in "Sissy, if you touch the other side you will stop nursing."

[Jmom1010]

Me to DS (who has a finger firmly up his nose) "What are you doing?"
DS "picking"
Me "What are you picking?"
DS "I pick my nose mommy."