MrsKitty
06-23-2008, 02:09 AM
So. I dyed my hair pink. I was bored, thought it would be a good idea. Today is official the first day of summer, I thought a nice way to celebrate the solstice in my own little way would be to deck my hair out in some bright colors.
Then I thought, hey, any old shmuck can dye their hair. A truly brilliant person on the cutting edge of trend and fashion would not stop at their hair..they would go full out and dye their body.
So I dyed about 65% of my skin bright magenta.
On purpose of course. To be ahead of the fashion curve. To be a trend SETTER, not a trend FOLLOWER. To express my inner magentaness, and show it to the world. Of course I did it on purpose.. it would take a very special kind of moron to dye almost their entire body bright pink by mistake.
Being that I want this to last for a long time, I did a bunch of tests to make sure it wont come off. Afterall, it would be a shame if my new fashion statement were to just disappear in the shower. So after using dish soap, shampoo, make-remover, exfoliant, scrubbing vigorously with a rough wash cloth, and praying to several deity's, I decided that my color was safe. I don't need to worry about it coming out any time soon. I am considering doing additional tests with bleach and a cheese grater.
I have to say I look quite stunning. This is not a sunburn pink or a I just got out of a very hot bath pink. There is no mistaking the vivid magentaness of my skin. If any of you find me attractive, and have a My Little Pony fetish, now would be the time to proposition me for acts of sweet candy-monster coitus. After all, there is nothing sexier then a womans shapely thighs the color of fairy vomit.
Before
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/MizKitten/Picture233.jpg
Imagine the color of my hands...only EVERYWHERE
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/MizKitten/Picture236.jpg
The after-effects
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/MizKitten/Picture241.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/MizKitten/Picture242.jpg
Then I thought, hey, any old shmuck can dye their hair. A truly brilliant person on the cutting edge of trend and fashion would not stop at their hair..they would go full out and dye their body.
So I dyed about 65% of my skin bright magenta.
On purpose of course. To be ahead of the fashion curve. To be a trend SETTER, not a trend FOLLOWER. To express my inner magentaness, and show it to the world. Of course I did it on purpose.. it would take a very special kind of moron to dye almost their entire body bright pink by mistake.
Being that I want this to last for a long time, I did a bunch of tests to make sure it wont come off. Afterall, it would be a shame if my new fashion statement were to just disappear in the shower. So after using dish soap, shampoo, make-remover, exfoliant, scrubbing vigorously with a rough wash cloth, and praying to several deity's, I decided that my color was safe. I don't need to worry about it coming out any time soon. I am considering doing additional tests with bleach and a cheese grater.
I have to say I look quite stunning. This is not a sunburn pink or a I just got out of a very hot bath pink. There is no mistaking the vivid magentaness of my skin. If any of you find me attractive, and have a My Little Pony fetish, now would be the time to proposition me for acts of sweet candy-monster coitus. After all, there is nothing sexier then a womans shapely thighs the color of fairy vomit.
Before
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/MizKitten/Picture233.jpg
Imagine the color of my hands...only EVERYWHERE
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/MizKitten/Picture236.jpg
The after-effects
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/MizKitten/Picture241.jpg
http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a303/MizKitten/Picture242.jpg