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raelooney
07-31-2008, 02:27 PM
Regardless of your political convictions or your personal feelings about Jay Leno and/or President Bush, this is definitely worth your time to read!

Subject: Jay Leno on President Bush (Surprising)

Jay Leno wrote this; it's the Jay Leno we don't often see....

'As most of you know I am not a President Bush fan, nor have I ever been, but this is not about Bush, it is about us, as Americans, and it seems to hit the mark.' The other day I was reading Newsweek magazine and cam e across some Poll data I found rather hard to believe. It must be true given the source, right?



The Newsweek poll alleges that 67 percent of Americans are unhappy with the direction the country is headed and 69 percent of the country is unhappy with the performance of the President. In essence 2/3 of the citizenry just ain't happy and want a change. So being the knuckle dragger I am, I started thinking, 'What are we so unhappy about?''



A.. Is it that we have electricity and running water 24 hours a day, 7 Days a week?



B.. Is our unhappiness the result of having air conditioning in the summer and heating in the winter?



C.. Could it be that 95.4 percent of these unhappy folks have a job?



D.. Maybe it is the ability to walk into a grocery store at any time and see more food in moments than Darfur has seen in the last year?



E.. Maybe it is the ability to drive our cars and trucks from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean without having to present identification papers as we move through each state?



F.. Or possibly the hundreds of clean and safe motels we would find along the way that can provide temporary shelter?



G.. I guess having thousands of restaurants with varying cuisine from around the world is just not good enough either.



H. Or could it be that when we wreck our car, emergency workers show up and provide services to help all and even send a helicopter to take you to the hospital.



I.. Perhaps you are one of the 70 percent of Americans who own a home.



J.. You may be upset with knowing that in the unfortunate case of a fire, a group of trained firefighters will appear in moments and use top notch equipment to extinguish the flames, thus saving you, your family, and your belongings.



K.. Or if, while at home watching one of your many flat screen TVs, a burglar or prowler intrudes, an officer equipped with a gun and a bullet-proof vest will come to defend you and your family against attack or loss.



L.. This all in the backdrop of a neighborhood free of bombs or militias raping and pillaging the residents. Neighborhoods where 90% of teenagers own cell phones and computers.



M.. How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world?



Maybe that is what has 67% of you folks unhappy.



Fact is, we are the largest group of ungrateful, spoiled brats the world has ever seen. No wonder the world loves the U.S. , yet has a great disdain for its citizens. They see us for what we are. The most blessed people in the world who do nothing but complain about what we don't have, and what we hate about the country instead of thanking the good Lord we live here.



I know, I know. What about the president who took us into war and has no plan to get us out? The president who has a measly 31 percent approval rating? Is this the same president who guided the nation in the dark days after 9/11? The president that cut taxes to bring an economy out of recession? Could this be the same guy who has been called every name in the book for succeeding in keeping all the spoiled ungrateful brats safe from terrorist attacks? The commander in chief of an all-volunteer army that is out there defending you and me?



Did you hear how bad the President is on the news or talk show? Did this news affect you so much, make you so unhappy you couldn't take a look around for yourself and see all the good things and be glad? Think about it......are you upset at the President because he actually caused you personal pain OR is it because the 'Media' told you he was failing to kiss your sorry ungrateful behind every day.



Make no mistake about it.



The troops in Iraq and Afghanistan have volunteered to serve, and in many cases may have died for your freedom. There is currently no draft in this country. They didn't have to go. They are able to refuse to go and end up with either a ''general'' discharge, an 'other than honorable'' discharge or, worst case scenario, a
'' dishonorable' ' discharge after a few da ys in the brig.



So why then the flat-out discontentment in the minds of 69 percent of Americans?



Say what you want but I blame it on the media. If it bleeds it leads and they specialize in bad news. Everybody will watch a car crash with blood and guts. How many will watch kids selling lemonade at the corner? The media knows this and media outlets are for-profit corporations. They offer what sells, and when criticized, try to defend their actions by 'justifying' them in one way or another. Just ask why they tried to allow a murderer like O.J. Simpson to write a book about how he didn't kill his wife, but if he did he would have done it this way......Insane!



Turn off the TV, burn Newsweek, and use the New York Times for the bottom of your bird cage. Then start being grateful for all we have as country. There is exponentially more good than bad. We are among the most blessed people on Earth and should thank God several times a day, or at least be thankful and appreciative.' 'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, 'Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?'



Jay Leno

Funmommy
07-31-2008, 02:41 PM
WoW!!! I loved his comments ... IMO it's soooo true

Funmommy

irisheyes81
07-31-2008, 02:43 PM
I don't complain about living here in the US...well, except for the health system stinking...even though it doesn't affect me. I know I'm pretty damn lucky to live here. I still think Bush is an idiot, though, and I'll be glad when he's not President anymore.

mamaof2
07-31-2008, 02:50 PM
Oh boy. Did it ever occur to the not so brilliant person that wrote this, that it is possible to be unhappy with the way a President is running things because others are impacted negatively? Uh yeah, I can have food in my fridge and electricity but I still think the President is a total ass for fighting an unnecessary war.

Running water just makes me cream my jeans so hard that I just don't give a fuck about all the Americans dying and risking their lives right now. /sarcasm

What about the health care crisis, dependence of foreign countries, and our economy going down the tubes?

It's just disgusting at the end where it's implied we have numerous national disasters because we "took God out of the Pledge of Allegiance" So much for religious freedom.

I swear to God the mindset of some of the idiots in this country is downright disturbing.

newbie
07-31-2008, 02:54 PM
Jesus christ I can spot one of these a mile away. Please check your facts before you post this bullshit.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp

pawprint
07-31-2008, 03:37 PM
Jesus christ I can spot one of these a mile away. Please check your facts before you post this bullshit.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/hitnail.asp


Amen.

pawprint
07-31-2008, 04:28 PM
This was the best part
M.. How about the complete religious, social and political freedoms we enjoy that are the envy of everyone in the world?

I have two words. Patriot Act.

steelady
07-31-2008, 06:01 PM
I prefer this one (Thom Hartman recites this on his show, but he didn't write it and he doesn't know who did):

"A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN"

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.

If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that his in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the tax-payer funded roads.

He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans.

The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

pawprint
07-31-2008, 06:23 PM
Amen.

Funmommy
07-31-2008, 06:36 PM
ROFL :D

Funmommy