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Teresa64
09-01-2008, 05:22 PM
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This is how is manifests itself: I decide to wash my car. As I start toward to the garage, I noticethat there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through themail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trashcan under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out thetrash first, but then I think that since I’m going to be near themailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the billsfirst. I take my checkbook off the table and see that there is only one checkleft.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study, o I go to mydesk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I’m goingto look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that Idon’t accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in therefrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on thecounter catches my eye–they need to be watered. I set the Coke down on the counter and I discover my reading glasses that I’ve been searching for all morning. I decide I’d better put them back on my desk, but first I’m going towater the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water,and suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight, when we go to watch TV, we will be looking forthe remote, but nobody will remember that it’s on the kitchen table, soI decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I’llwater the flowers.
I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe upthe spill. Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day; the car isn’t washed, the bills aren’t paid,there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren’twatered, there is still only one check in my checkbook, I can’t find the remote, I can’t find my glasses, and I don’t rememberwhat I did with the car keys. Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I’m reallybaffled because I know I was busy all day long and I’m really tired. Irealize this is a serious problem, and I’ll try to get some help for it,but first I’ll check my e-mail. Do me a favor, will you?
Forward this message to close friends youknow, because I don’t remember to whom it has been sent. Don’t laugh - if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming! And if I havesent this to you before….well, now you know why you’re getting it again.

Earthmama
09-01-2008, 05:33 PM
lol

JulieBaby
09-01-2008, 05:47 PM
lol sounds like a day in my life.

Funmommy
09-01-2008, 07:31 PM
:roflol

It was really hard not to wake my DH up as I was laughing. :D

Sputterduck
09-01-2008, 10:52 PM
That is exactly how my days go. I thought it was only me.

Teresa64
09-01-2008, 10:58 PM
Oh hell no. It is MY life. I was bitching to one of my daycare kids mom all week how I kept trying to clean my house but it never seemed to get done and so she sent me this...

jessiehannan
09-02-2008, 10:03 AM
Hmmm, I do it too, but the whole list gets repeated at least 3 times a day.

J-A-N-E
09-02-2008, 10:04 AM
lol

StElmosFire
09-02-2008, 12:25 PM
Oh Lord that sounds like a day in the life of ME!

Awesome :)