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09-14-2008, 10:28 AM
Received by email today
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Interesting . . . .
If you're a Democrat, and choose an outspoken long-time senator with extensive foreign relations experience as your running mate, you're "reckless."
A senior citizen Republican who doesn't fully vet -- but chooses a running mate solely because she's young, attractive and female -- is a "maverick."
If you grow up in Hawaii you're "exotic."
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you're the quintessential "American story."
Name you kid Barak, you're "unpatriotic."
Name your kid Track, you're "colorful."
If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your organization from
a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $70,000 to $400,000, become the
first black president of the Harvard Law Review, spend 12 years as a
Constitutional Law professor, spend nearly 8 more years as a State Senator
representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's
Health and Human Services committee, then spend nearly 4 years in the United
States Senate representing a state of nearly 13 million people, sponsor 131
bills, and serve on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
Veteran's Affairs committees, you are woefully inexperienced.
If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then you have the most executive experience of anyone on either ticket, are the Commander in Chief of the Alaska military, and are qualified to handle foreign affairs because your state is closest to Russia.
If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with millions of people, you are an "arrogant celebrity." If you're a former beauty queen and news anchor and popular Republican female candidate, you are "energizing the base."
If you're 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, the right-wing press calls you "First dog" and says you have a big nose.
If you're a 17-year-old pregnant unwed daughter of a Republican, the right-wing press calls you "beautiful" and "courageous."
If you are a married, Republican male senator who solicits gay sex in an airport bathroom, you get to return to your job in the Senate with full benefits and are encouraged to run for re-election.
If you're a Democrat who is no longer running for anything, and you have an affair with a woman, your political career is over -- and your wife who has terminal cancer is condemned because she supported your campaign.
After a hurricane, a white person taking food from a store is "fighting for survival."
A black person doing the same is "looting."
If you're a straight-A student from a low-income family, admitted to college through affirmative action, you enjoyed "preferential treatment."
If you're a wealthy C student with behavior problems, admitted to Harvard or Annapolis because your father and grandfather went there, you're part of a proud tradition.
If you're a Democratic war hero with purple hearts and shrapnel in your leg, it's fine for others to attack you with bold-faced lies about your military service, and it's hilarious when Republicans belittle you by wearing band-aids with purple hearts drawn on them.
If you're a Republican war hero, anyone who criticizes or questions you -- about anything you did, even long after your military service -- is "unpatriotic."
If you're a Democrat married to a wealthy ketchup heiress, you're "out of touch" and "French."
If you're a Republican married to a wealthy beer heiress, you're "All American."
If you're a younger male candidate who thinks for himself and makes his own decisions, you are "presumptuous."
If you are an older male candidate who makes last minute decisions you refuse to explain, you are a "shoot from the hip" maverick.
If you're a self-made man, raised in poverty by a single mom, later earned a Harvard law degree -- then used your education to serve your community rather than join a corporate law firm -- you are "an elitist-out of touch" with the real America.
If you are a legacy (dad and granddad were admirals) graduate of Annapolis with poor grades, wear $400 boots, and married to a woman who wore a $3,000 designer dress to your inauguration, you're a "salt-of-the-earth" American.
If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are "extremist."
If you threaten to fire librarians because they won't ban books you don't like, don't believe global warming is man made, fire someone because he refused to fire your sister's ex husband, kill animals you do not intend to eat, cruelly gun down wolves from an airplane, sue the Bush Administration for declaring polar bears endangered, you are "strongly principled."
If you're a Democratic woman running for president, and you're the wife of a former president, you are an opportunist who would be nowhere if it weren't for your famous husband.
If your heiress wife and her father introduced you into the right social and political circles, no one says you owe your success to your wife.
If you cheated on your first wife with an heiress nearly 20 years younger than you, abandoned your wife who was disfigured in a car accident, then married the heiress the next month (and later cheated on her), you're a Christian with strong family values.
If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years, raising two beautiful daughters, are proud to say you worship "an awesome God," plan to fund faith-based initiatives, and have attended a Christian church for 20 years, you're "risky," not a Christian, not "one of us."
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Interesting . . . .
If you're a Democrat, and choose an outspoken long-time senator with extensive foreign relations experience as your running mate, you're "reckless."
A senior citizen Republican who doesn't fully vet -- but chooses a running mate solely because she's young, attractive and female -- is a "maverick."
If you grow up in Hawaii you're "exotic."
Grow up in Alaska eating mooseburgers, you're the quintessential "American story."
Name you kid Barak, you're "unpatriotic."
Name your kid Track, you're "colorful."
If you spend 3 years as a community organizer growing your organization from
a staff of 1 to 13 and your budget from $70,000 to $400,000, become the
first black president of the Harvard Law Review, spend 12 years as a
Constitutional Law professor, spend nearly 8 more years as a State Senator
representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the state Senate's
Health and Human Services committee, then spend nearly 4 years in the United
States Senate representing a state of nearly 13 million people, sponsor 131
bills, and serve on the Foreign Affairs, Environment and Public Works and
Veteran's Affairs committees, you are woefully inexperienced.
If you spend 4 years on the city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with fewer than 7,000 people, 20 months as the governor of a state with 650,000 people, then you have the most executive experience of anyone on either ticket, are the Commander in Chief of the Alaska military, and are qualified to handle foreign affairs because your state is closest to Russia.
If you are a Democratic male candidate who is popular with millions of people, you are an "arrogant celebrity." If you're a former beauty queen and news anchor and popular Republican female candidate, you are "energizing the base."
If you're 13-year-old Chelsea Clinton, the right-wing press calls you "First dog" and says you have a big nose.
If you're a 17-year-old pregnant unwed daughter of a Republican, the right-wing press calls you "beautiful" and "courageous."
If you are a married, Republican male senator who solicits gay sex in an airport bathroom, you get to return to your job in the Senate with full benefits and are encouraged to run for re-election.
If you're a Democrat who is no longer running for anything, and you have an affair with a woman, your political career is over -- and your wife who has terminal cancer is condemned because she supported your campaign.
After a hurricane, a white person taking food from a store is "fighting for survival."
A black person doing the same is "looting."
If you're a straight-A student from a low-income family, admitted to college through affirmative action, you enjoyed "preferential treatment."
If you're a wealthy C student with behavior problems, admitted to Harvard or Annapolis because your father and grandfather went there, you're part of a proud tradition.
If you're a Democratic war hero with purple hearts and shrapnel in your leg, it's fine for others to attack you with bold-faced lies about your military service, and it's hilarious when Republicans belittle you by wearing band-aids with purple hearts drawn on them.
If you're a Republican war hero, anyone who criticizes or questions you -- about anything you did, even long after your military service -- is "unpatriotic."
If you're a Democrat married to a wealthy ketchup heiress, you're "out of touch" and "French."
If you're a Republican married to a wealthy beer heiress, you're "All American."
If you're a younger male candidate who thinks for himself and makes his own decisions, you are "presumptuous."
If you are an older male candidate who makes last minute decisions you refuse to explain, you are a "shoot from the hip" maverick.
If you're a self-made man, raised in poverty by a single mom, later earned a Harvard law degree -- then used your education to serve your community rather than join a corporate law firm -- you are "an elitist-out of touch" with the real America.
If you are a legacy (dad and granddad were admirals) graduate of Annapolis with poor grades, wear $400 boots, and married to a woman who wore a $3,000 designer dress to your inauguration, you're a "salt-of-the-earth" American.
If you go to a south side Chicago church, your beliefs are "extremist."
If you threaten to fire librarians because they won't ban books you don't like, don't believe global warming is man made, fire someone because he refused to fire your sister's ex husband, kill animals you do not intend to eat, cruelly gun down wolves from an airplane, sue the Bush Administration for declaring polar bears endangered, you are "strongly principled."
If you're a Democratic woman running for president, and you're the wife of a former president, you are an opportunist who would be nowhere if it weren't for your famous husband.
If your heiress wife and her father introduced you into the right social and political circles, no one says you owe your success to your wife.
If you cheated on your first wife with an heiress nearly 20 years younger than you, abandoned your wife who was disfigured in a car accident, then married the heiress the next month (and later cheated on her), you're a Christian with strong family values.
If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years, raising two beautiful daughters, are proud to say you worship "an awesome God," plan to fund faith-based initiatives, and have attended a Christian church for 20 years, you're "risky," not a Christian, not "one of us."