Megadodo
10-19-2007, 07:15 PM
PSA Originally posted by tbarnes 6-02-06
Okay ladies. I hear lots of anal sex advice around these parts and most of them are vague. Heres the BEST advice I have ever ever gotten on anything sex.
Warning, Clipped nails are VITAL to this process and it takes a bit of time. Dont do this in a rush!!
1. Get good and worked up. I say dont even cum, let your guy do his thing for a while going down on you and being inside of your vagina.
2. Have a clit vibrator, this is optional but very helpful in the beginning.
3. LOTS of lube. I reccomend YOU lubing him or have him lube the hell out of himself. Yes it will decrease sensation for him a bit, but he will get over it, hes getting some ass. Tell him to quit whining. The more you get used to it the less you need to freak over the lube, usually.
4. Have him insert a finger into you, with lots of lube, using this method(do not deviate from this or it will hurt):
5. With said lubed finger have him GENTLY TOUCH, not insert, his finger at the hole. Gently rub it around. NOT IN IT, around it. Lube it up.
6. After proper lubing and at the same time he starts to SLOWLY insert the tip of his finger, you push out, like you have to poop, but go kind of easy, dont actually poop. As SOON as you feel resistance STOP Immediately!, for all that is holy stop. It helps if you have him paying attn to resistance too.
7. Now wait a minute, or two even. Let your body accept his finger. Yes you will know when it does. You are still pushing out at this point, very gently now.
8.When your spincter relaxes go ahead and let him push in more. Keep stoping when you feel ANY amount of resistance. Give your body time to relax. The anus is made for things to go out, but it will allow things to go in, eventually.
9. Keep repeating this process. You may only get bits of finger in at a time. This part could take about 10 min the first few times.
10. Have him gently finger fuck you. Get that lube in here. I reccomend doing this process a few times, after he gets it in the first time have him gently move it around while he works your clit. Trust me this works.
11. Repeat said process with LOTS more lube and a penis.
12. To recap, Lots of lube, stop at resistance and push out like pooping.
13. Enjoy anal sex.
Someone save this in the archives. We need it.
Okay ladies. I hear lots of anal sex advice around these parts and most of them are vague. Heres the BEST advice I have ever ever gotten on anything sex.
Warning, Clipped nails are VITAL to this process and it takes a bit of time. Dont do this in a rush!!
1. Get good and worked up. I say dont even cum, let your guy do his thing for a while going down on you and being inside of your vagina.
2. Have a clit vibrator, this is optional but very helpful in the beginning.
3. LOTS of lube. I reccomend YOU lubing him or have him lube the hell out of himself. Yes it will decrease sensation for him a bit, but he will get over it, hes getting some ass. Tell him to quit whining. The more you get used to it the less you need to freak over the lube, usually.
4. Have him insert a finger into you, with lots of lube, using this method(do not deviate from this or it will hurt):
5. With said lubed finger have him GENTLY TOUCH, not insert, his finger at the hole. Gently rub it around. NOT IN IT, around it. Lube it up.
6. After proper lubing and at the same time he starts to SLOWLY insert the tip of his finger, you push out, like you have to poop, but go kind of easy, dont actually poop. As SOON as you feel resistance STOP Immediately!, for all that is holy stop. It helps if you have him paying attn to resistance too.
7. Now wait a minute, or two even. Let your body accept his finger. Yes you will know when it does. You are still pushing out at this point, very gently now.
8.When your spincter relaxes go ahead and let him push in more. Keep stoping when you feel ANY amount of resistance. Give your body time to relax. The anus is made for things to go out, but it will allow things to go in, eventually.
9. Keep repeating this process. You may only get bits of finger in at a time. This part could take about 10 min the first few times.
10. Have him gently finger fuck you. Get that lube in here. I reccomend doing this process a few times, after he gets it in the first time have him gently move it around while he works your clit. Trust me this works.
11. Repeat said process with LOTS more lube and a penis.
12. To recap, Lots of lube, stop at resistance and push out like pooping.
13. Enjoy anal sex.
Someone save this in the archives. We need it.