Someone got her definitions of classy and trashy mixed up

[MrsKitty]

DH and I were just talking about our how our NYE plans went, and it reminded me of something that I saw on the way home.

It has been uncharacteristically cold here lately, we have been having way more snow then usual, and last night it started snowing after midnight. We were driving very slowly trying not to skid and I saw a lady on the side of the street.

She was clearly on her way home from a party, She had her fancy hair, an expensive looking white fur coat, nice shoes... and she was leaning on a lamp post facing towards the street, right on the edge of the side walk. There is no way you could miss her. And bunched around her expensive looking shoes were her tight pants. And around her knees was a bright white thong bikini. And she was holding her crotch and peeing in the snow.

I couldn't stop laughing. Clearly she was drunk, but why not hide behind a mailbox or something...

[Teresa64]

Oh no. Thats funny. Things like that are almost painful to watch for me. I get embarrassed for them.

[MrsKitty]

I have gotten drunk and had to pee when there are no bathrooms around... but I have always tried to you know...find a bush or something, not FACE THE STREET and pee into the road. She wasn't even squatting.

[Teresa64]

She probably figured if she tried to squat she would fall. OMG the pictures in my head. Thanks. :P

[Bellaelle]

Are you sure it was a she and not he?lol

[MrsKitty]

Yes!!! We were driving super slow because of road conditions and she was right by the side of the road. I could see her cooch.

[HIJKMommy]

Are you sure it was a she and not he?lol

That is what I was thinking.

[Bellaelle]

Yes!!! We were driving super slow because of road conditions and she was right by the side of the road. I could see her cooch.

wow. I hope she was okay.

[HammBugga]

I would have rolled down my window and said "Excuse me Miss, your vagina is showing".

[Earthmama]

Oh, my!

[JudyJudyJudy]

The image is hilarious. It is scary that she was by herself like that, though.

[Crabbie]

Dude! You shoulda taken a picture!

[MrsKitty]

It was in a good neighborhood and there were apartments around. I kinda figured she had been dropped off by a cab or something and was almost home. I mean, there were no clubs near by

[JudyJudyJudy]

It used to be a good neighborhood. "lol9"

[MrsKitty]

*snort*

[TheLorax]

I'll take the hit for being sheltered, but is it possible to hold your crotch (as a female) while peeing standing up and have it somehow be helpful ? All I can think is that I'd have a hand full of pee, unlike a guy who can point and shoot ? What am I missing ?

[still_me]

I'll take the hit for being sheltered, but is it possible to hold your crotch (as a female) while peeing standing up and have it somehow be helpful ? All I can think is that I'd have a hand full of pee, unlike a guy who can point and shoot ? What am I missing ?


Okay, so I have not tried this. Did you all get that? DH's cousin said though that you can pull your mound up and do it. She told me to try it first in the shower...oh...my...that was a really TMI night.

[TheLorax]

I'll be... I'm totally going to try that in the shower tomorrow morning. I'll report back to you. Wish I knew this way back when... ahh, youth is wasted on the young.

[Sadalsuud]

Here are some sites for good technique:

http://www.cabaretvoltaire.com/42/archives/000050.html
http://www.ehow.com/how_2299499_urinate-standing-up-as-female.html

[still_me]

I am so not clicking on golden porn. lol

[Tweet]

lol

I bet her head hurts tomorrow!

[ColleenF30]

Get a picture..make a few posters......have you seen this woman???

[Bohemian]

This is a funny thread!