Since when did having a penis make one not human? (kid story)

[Earthmama]

Since about 5 minutes ago. I was trying to convince my son that he needed to wipe his own butt. An argument ensued.

"Wipe your butt, Donovan."

"Me not like to wipe my butt."

"Well, then you shouldn't have chosen to be a human, because we humans wipe our butts." (Yes, I know this is strange logic to use with a 3 year old, but I'm tired, go with it.)

"But me not a human. Me a boy."

"Humans come in boy types and girl types."

"Well, I just have a penis, me not have a womb-in."

(Also posted to my Myspace blog.)

[ColleenF30]

LOL you gotta love his logic EM!

[MoonBound]

I love that Womb-in much better than Womyn which my brain always translates as Why-men. Your son is brilliant!

[MrsKitty]

Womb-in is so cute :) I like that. I am going to start using it.

[Crabbie]

too cute!

[jessiehannan]

:gig: Thanks for the laugh EM.

[Earthmama]

:D Yeah he's great!

I laughed almost as hard as the time we were drawing with sidewalk chalk in front of our apartment & he pointed to a circle he drew and said, "See, that's your womb." Then he pointed to the line coming out of it & said, "That's your birth canal."

(Can you tell which part of the birds & the bees we've covered? lol)

[MrsKitty]

Hey..thats better than "and then we gonna kick that baby sister of mine RIGHT OUT of your gina...into the snow"

[Earthmama]

Did yours say that, MrsK?

[HammBugga]

lol. I won't LET mine wipe his own butt anymore. He uses too much paper.

[JudyJudyJudy]

:D