Has anyone ever...

[ColleenF30]

Gotten really bored, and sent a friend to a really off the wall/nasty web site just for the sake of their reaction?

I did this one time, and pretty much got my butt handed back to me on a platter for the website that I chose to send him to.

Please tell me someone else has done this, and I am not the only strange person.

[Sputterduck]

what website was it?

[Sputterduck]

And no I never have. Sorry. :p

[ColleenF30]

It could be considered porn...LOL I am halfway afraid to post the link. Shall I pm it, or is it legal in here with a warning?

[vulturemom]

Hmmm.....I think it is just you.

[HammBugga]

Can't say that I have. What would possess you to do such a thing?

[ColleenF30]

Can't say that I have. What would possess you to do such a thing?


He had been making cracks about a males sexual practice, and how gross it was. I spent a big time bored night online searching for something to gross him out.

[MrsKitty]

....was it jar squatter? That ruined me for life. And I have seen some pretty freaky stuff.

[ColleenF30]

No it wasn't jar squatter.....dear God I saw that when I was pregnant with dd2 and about lost it.

[PiccoloRose]

Eh, when I get bored I make LOL cats. :)
Goodness knows I sure have enough strange cats to take pictures of and then caption.

[MrsKitty]

I haven't seen anything worse than jar squatter. I maintain that if it was not jarsquatter, then it wasn't that bad.

[Monkeytoes]

Why do I have the urge to look up jar squatter now?

[MrsKitty]

Why do I have the urge to look up jar squatter now?

Because you hate yourself. There would be no other reason. Turn up the sound. It makes the experience that much... *shivver*

[Monkeytoes]

That bad huh? Worse then 2 girls one cup?

[MrsKitty]

That bad huh? Worse then 2 girls one cup?


2girls1cup is like a G rated family friendly movie in comparison. I mean..it was gross yah, but its not like scat is a new concept. Everyone knows that "some people out there" do it. So its yech to see it...but its not like ... the most horrible thing ever killing your brain for eternity.

[HammBugga]

I think I'll pass on the jarquatter thing.

[ColleenF30]

Wow....what in the heck did I start???

[Monkeytoes]

Hmm.. do google or not to google.

[MrsKitty]

Hmm.. do google or not to google.


www.jarsquatter.com

uh...not safe for kids or work
Or anyone really

[HammBugga]

OMG OMG OMG I hate you

[ColleenF30]

OMG she posted it.

[PiccoloRose]

I'm trying to resist the urge to click on the link.

[QuiltyConscience]

I am not looking at that. It is not real. It is fake, and nobody does that. it is just made up and not real.
I have to believe that.

[ColleenF30]

I'm trying to resist the urge to click on the link.


Resist unless you are into massive amounts of pain.

[Monkeytoes]

Did you look Hamm? I'm skeered.

[married_bears]

No I don't like to be offensive on purpose. I stubble into it enough on my own and I'm not looking to undo friendship.

[ColleenF30]

Gee the link I had was more funny, but you gotta have some volume for it.

Not work or kid safe by the way
www.wowomg.com (http://www.wowomg.com)

[QuiltyConscience]

He had been making cracks about a males sexual practice, and how gross it was. I spent a big time bored night online searching for something to gross him out.



I wanna know...What sexual practice? Whatever it is is does not exist.

[ColleenF30]

I wanna know...What sexual practice? Whatever it is is does not exist.

He was cracking on homosexual men. Soooo I grossed him out.

[Monkeytoes]

Gee the link I had was more funny, but you gotta have some volume for it.

Not work or kid safe by the way
www.wowomg.com (http://www.wowomg.com)

Okay, I laughed at this one.

[Tweet]

I take it someone puts a jar up their ass? I can't watch now. kids are up.

[Tweet]

Oh, and no, I have never sent any thing like that to anyone. Never occurred to me

[PiccoloRose]

Resist unless you are into massive amounts of pain.


I really, REALLY wish that I had. I have MAJOR issues with broken glass (obviously from something WAY different) and actually just threw up. I was okay until it broke, then I lost it.

[PiccoloRose]

I take it someone puts a jar up their ass? I can't watch now. kids are up.

That isn't even the half of it, but you are on the right track.

[QuiltyConscience]

Oh hell no.

[daniela]

Omg Ouch!!!

[Monkeytoes]

OMG.. that was gross. All that blood can't be real, can it? No way.

[ColleenF30]

It looked real enough...I expected more

[MoonBound]

Should I be happy that it didn't work and I just got to see three old men having sex.

[ColleenF30]

I just checked my link and it wasn't 3 old men.....although if you saw it as a good thing that is kewl.

[jessiehannan]

I do it too.
I send them to my MIL and my mom. They love me anyway. I send them to my friends and BIL too. We all do it.

[PiccoloRose]

Below the three old men was a link with the jarsquatter.com name and when you click it, it loads a video that you really do NOT want to see.

I got the three old men at first and was wondering why on earth everyone was having the responses that they were. Then I clicked the link with the video, and it was completely explained in graphic detail.

[jessiehannan]

I think I can live w/o that one. I might make my Dh come look at it though so I can laugh at him. :)

[Crabbie]

Is it really wrong that I'm laughing at all of the reactions here? I'll watch the vids after I get my kid to sleep.

[MrsKitty]

I did say it was horrible and worse than anything I had seen on the internet before. I also said it was not safe to look at. I pity no one who clicked after that.


When I watched it I kept squealing "WHY ISN'T HE CALLING 911 WHY ISN'T HE CALLING 911" at my husband between my fingers. He laughed at me.

[PiccoloRose]

When I watched it I kept squealing "WHY ISN'T HE CALLING 911 WHY ISN'T HE CALLING 911" at my husband between my fingers. He laughed at me.


Seriously!! That's what I was thinking. Then I asked DH what the hell was wrong with the man that he wasn't calling 911 and getting medical assistance there as soon as possible.

[MrsKitty]

Seriously!! That's what I was thinking. Then I asked DH what the hell was wrong with the man that he wasn't calling 911 and getting medical assistance there as soon as possible.


We thought maybe he wanted to get all the glass out so it wouldn't make it worse when he ran to the phone... god though..if that was happening to me I wouldn't be nearly so calm about it. I am sure he wasn't calm and was just trying to like.. get things sorted so he could get the phone..but I would have started screaming and crying hysterically for someone to come fix everything.

[ColleenF30]

Seriously!! That's what I was thinking. Then I asked DH what the hell was wrong with the man that he wasn't calling 911 and getting medical assistance there as soon as possible.


I imagine he was totally dumbfounded that it even happened

[PiccoloRose]

If he was going to pull a stunt like that, he really should have used something with thicker glass...like a wine bottle. Then maybe it wouldn't have broken, and he could have gotten his jollies without...well...that.

[ColleenF30]

It had been awhile since I had seen jar squatter......even now I can't get beyond the ouch...wtf was he thinking?

[jessiehannan]

I had to watch it.
OUCH!

[Tweet]

I can't watch..it says it doesn't have an available plug in for MAC.

[ColleenF30]

LOL the link I put up is tame in comparison my Dh walked by when I clicked on jarsquatter, and I thought he was gonna pass out.

[Monkeytoes]

He does start screaming at the last second on the video. Guess he wanted to get the glass out first before he ran off.

[Crabbie]

omg. That video is NASTAY!!!

[PiccoloRose]

wtf was he thinking?


He wasn't.

[Crabbie]

Colleen, your vid was passed around this board once a few years back. Dh & I laughed at all the comments on the bottom of the screen.

[QuiltyConscience]

If he was going to pull a stunt like that, he really should have used something with thicker glass...like a wine bottle. Then maybe it wouldn't have broken, and he could have gotten his jollies without...well...that.

what? No. Glass in.. no. it broke? holy moly. but a wine bottle? NO No No. do people not have plastic unbreakable things to shove up their ass? and holy cow. why would you put a jar in there? why not an eggplant or something not requiring a 911 call.

No this cannot be real. And I will not look at it.

[MoonBound]

Well I tried again but I must have a computer eye guardian angel - I played four hands of solitaire and finally got audio only. My give up. oh and grandpa porn not so much Colleen.

[ColleenF30]

Colleen, your vid was passed around this board once a few years back. Dh & I laughed at all the comments on the bottom of the screen.

I wish I had been around then to see it. I had only found it a few weeks ago. I am now banned from ever turning it on while DH is awake.

[Crabbie]

what? No. Glass in.. no. it broke? holy moly. but a wine bottle? NO No No. do people not have plastic unbreakable things to shove up their ass? and holy cow. why would you put a jar in there? why not an eggplant or something not requiring a 911 call.

No this cannot be real. And I will not look at it.


Dude! It was a . . . . should I tell you or make you watch?

[QuiltyConscience]

I was trying to see if I could fins a story telling me that jarbuttman was not real.

Okay some "stuff up his butt " stories...no pics, just stories.


A peanut butter jar? Why? And he says he was washing his dog in the shower, that's how the jar got in there.
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/jar.html

[QuiltyConscience]

Dude! It was a . . . . should I tell you or make you watch?


I ain't watching. But I am morbidly curious enough to want to know what happened.

[Crabbie]

Dewd, it's nasty. Too bad we don't have a spoiler box here.



hhhmmm, to tell or not to tell....




Do you want to poke me yet??

[ColleenF30]

I was trying to see if I could fins a story telling me that jarbuttman was not real.

Okay some "stuff up his butt " stories...no pics, just stories.


A peanut butter jar? Why? And he says he was washing his dog in the shower, that's how the jar got in there.
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/jar.html

I don't even think I could imagine some of the things that have been removed surgically.

[Tweet]

just tell, crabbie..i am unable to watch

[PiccoloRose]

what? No. Glass in.. no. it broke? holy moly. but a wine bottle? NO No No. do people not have plastic unbreakable things to shove up their ass? and holy cow. why would you put a jar in there? why not an eggplant or something not requiring a 911 call.

No this cannot be real. And I will not look at it.


Well, I just figure, if someone is determined to shove glass objects up in their rear, they should at the very least pick something that has relatively thick glass. And wine bottles do. I don't know what the heck he was using, but it obviously wasn't up to the challenge. *shudder* Of course, I'm really thinking the best bet would have been not to shove breakables up there in the first place.

[Crabbie]

g or rated r version?

[EvilAmy]

OMG 'm laughing hard eought to cry just reading this..

[ColleenF30]

Well, I just figure, if someone is determined to shove glass objects up in their rear, they should at the very least pick something that has relatively thick glass. And wine bottles do. I don't know what the heck he was using, but it obviously wasn't up to the challenge. *shudder* Of course, I'm really thinking the best bet would have been not to shove breakables up there in the first place.


Probably some sort of rush with the danger of it. I am in no hurry to find out though.

[QuiltyConscience]

Well, I just figure, if someone is determined to shove glass objects up in their rear, they should at the very least pick something that has relatively thick glass. And wine bottles do. I don't know what the heck he was using, but it obviously wasn't up to the challenge. *shudder* Of course, I'm really thinking the best bet would have been not to shove breakables up there in the first place.

Yeah, sometimes life really is simple. Don't put breakables in your ass, good thing to know.

[QuiltyConscience]

g or rated r version?

I don't think you could do a g version, and anybody who has read this far can not complain about it getting any worse.

[Crabbie]

Ok, dude is naked, squats over a jar (looks like a pickle jar) it goes up his ass. He leans back and it goes more into his ass. Thrn it breaks. There was lots of blood. He digs the glass out. He is calm about it till after he gets all the glass out, then he screams.

[PiccoloRose]

Yeah, sometimes life really is simple. Don't put breakables in your ass, good thing to know.


Too bad he had to learn that one the hard way. One would think it was just plain old common sense, but I guess not for some people.

[Crabbie]

As gross as this was, to me, 2girls was worse.

[ColleenF30]

Ok, dude is naked, squats over a jar (looks like a pickle jar) it goes up his ass. He leans back and it goes more into his ass. Thrn it breaks. There was lots of blood. He digs the glass out. He is calm about it till after he gets all the glass out, then he screams.


The description hit me worse than the video did.

[Crabbie]

sorry.

[Tweet]

On Colleen's link there was the dude with 2 gigantor dildos up there..during that he shows his ..uh..outstretched self and looks in serious need of 911

Dude. All of this is reminding me of SNL skit Appalachian 911

[Monkeytoes]

Looks like dude was trying to show off. Plugs butt with mason jar, gets excited scoots to show it off and .. uh oh.. something went wrong. Dude sits back up to find jar has exploded on impact. Dude then places fingers inside exploded hole to remove remnants of broken jar. Lots of yucky blood and broken bits proceed to exit the one way hole. After what seems like hours, dude stands up and yells as he runs off to find help.

The end.

[ColleenF30]

sorry.

No need to be sorry....I think I needed the worded to fully grasp the whole thing. Oh that didn't sound right.

[PiccoloRose]

With the shock of the jar squatter I completley forgot about watching Colleen's video. I really hope I don't regret clicking that link.

No glass objects break in that one, do they?

[Crabbie]

On Colleen's link there was the dude with 2 gigantor dildos up there..during that he shows his ..uh..outstretched self and looks in serious need of 911

Dude. All of this is reminding me of SNL skit Appalachian 911

I didn't see that. I saw a dude riding a dude with his penis flopping around in circles. It had a thing counting all the loops the penis made. Along with the counting was a commentary that told you how gay you were by how long you watched it.

[ColleenF30]

With the shock of the jar squatter I completley forgot about watching Colleen's video. I really hope I don't regret clicking that link.

No glass objects break in that one, do they?

Nothing breaking I swear.

[EvilAmy]

Gosh this really make me want to get a tatoo above my ass that says "Exit only."

[Crabbie]

No kidding!

[ColleenF30]

Gosh this really make me want to get a tatoo above my ass that says "Exit only."


I would agree with that

[Crabbie]

I'm going to sound naive here, I'm ok with that.


I didn't know the anus could get that stretched out.

[PiccoloRose]

Gee the link I had was more funny, but you gotta have some volume for it.

Not work or kid safe by the way
www.wowomg.com (http://www.wowomg.com)


I'm getting nothing but blog when I click. Is there something I'm supposed to click on once I get to the main page?

[Tweet]

I didn't see that. I saw a dude riding a dude with his penis flopping around in circles. It had a thing counting all the loops the penis made. Along with the counting was a commentary that told you how gay you were by how long you watched it.


Ok, on the original page, look to the right hand side at all of the options..click on it till you find it, lol..oh hell, wait, ill go find it and post it

[ColleenF30]

hey my link quit working.....darnit! it was fine when I posted it....hummmm

[QuiltyConscience]

Looks like dude was trying to show off. Plugs butt with mason jar, gets excited scoots to show it off and .. uh oh.. something went wrong. Dude sits back up to find jar has exploded on impact. Dude then places fingers inside exploded hole to remove remnants of broken jar. Lots of yucky blood and broken bits proceed to exit the one way hole. After what seems like hours, dude stands up and yells as he runs off to find help.

The end.
Ahhhhhhhgh.
He has lots of yucky blood and then he puts that video on the internet? Is it on a paid site or something? did he get money for this or did he just want to be famous?
So he posted the video of him doing that? or somebody with the camera?

How do these things happen?

[Tweet]

Crabs, here

Ok, WARNING, people..it's gross. And not work or kid safe, obviously.

http://www.goatsemarathon.com/

[Crabbie]

Good NIGHT! That is disgusting!

Again, I didn't know the anus could do that.

[Tweet]

me, either..wait, wtf..that is NOT normal, right? I mean, when it's all stretched? It looks like his innards are gonna fall out.

[Monkeytoes]

Crabs, here

Ok, WARNING, people..it's gross. And not work or kid safe, obviously.

http://www.goatsemarathon.com/

:puke:

[Crabbie]

All I know is, I'm glad I don't see that everyday.




and I'm laughing like a lil boy.

[ColleenF30]

Crabs, here

Ok, WARNING, people..it's gross. And not work or kid safe, obviously.

http://www.goatsemarathon.com/


I saw that......omg.

Also not work or kid safe
I worry about this guy.
http://www.thepounder.com/

[QuiltyConscience]

I'm going to sound naive here, I'm ok with that.


I didn't know the anus could get that stretched out.


would it work right after being stretched like that? seems like he would just have stuff falling out all the time and be able to control it.

Bleh..

[PiccoloRose]

Anyone else look at the pressurespot one where the man is sticking his head in the woman?

And now I need to go clear my browser history and run my spy-ware remover because I keep having windows open up that I am not clicking on once I have x-ed out of everywhere but here.

[PiccoloRose]

I saw that......omg.

Also not work or kid safe
I worry about this guy.
http://www.thepounder.com/


Okay, I am just going to naively assume that since the video quality is so poor, and you really can't see where that penis actually attaches to his body, that it isn't real. I hope.

[QuiltyConscience]

I am laughing my ass off, but not clicking...Just the descriptions are funny enough.

[ColleenF30]

Wow....I still don't know what got into me tonight.

[Tweet]

yes, i saw it. The only one I did not click on was teenage sluts because, well, it's obviously under age or pretending to be. Shudder. Even just having the website with something like that on it somewhere makes me paranoid.

OMG and the swollen tip thing..ergh. I know some people use instruments and they usually go from smaller to large, but I have NEVER seen one that big, even in some of the kinkier fetish stuff I watch. Er..have watched. :X

[Earthmama]

So, apparently this is our Friday Sex thread.

So not clicking.

[Tweet]

Okay, I am just going to naively assume that since the video quality is so poor, and you really can't see where that penis actually attaches to his body, that it isn't real. I hope.


Ok, that one made me laugh my ass off. Tears are rolling down my face. I am not right..this should not be funny.

[ColleenF30]

yes, i saw it. The only one I did not click on was teenage sluts because, well, it's obviously under age or pretending to be. Shudder. Even just having the website with something like that on it somewhere makes me paranoid.

OMG and the swollen tip thing..ergh. I know some people use instruments and they usually go from smaller to large, but I have NEVER seen one that big, even in some of the kinkier fetish stuff I watch. Er..have watched. :X


lol....I had to click off the swollen tip....that hurt me and it shouldn't have.

[Tweet]

I sound stupid, but was she using a CHEESE STICK??

[PiccoloRose]

Looked kinda like a peeled banana to me, but I know it wasn't since that would have smushed.

[Earthmama]

I thought it was a dildo - er okay, so I clicked on one.:peeking"

[ColleenF30]

I have no clue what it was. It looked painful to me.

[Monkeytoes]

Where are you finding this stuff? Sickos. ;)

[Tweet]

I have to make myself go to bed. My urethra and butt hurt from watching this stuff and so does my stomach from laughing it at.

[QuiltyConscience]

I sound stupid, but was she using a CHEESE STICK??


Cheese stick? Which one is that? I can maybe handle a watching a cheese stick. Those don't break.

[ColleenF30]

Cheese stick? Which one is that? I can maybe handle a watching a cheese stick. Those don't break.

I believe that one was called swollen tip or something like that.

[PiccoloRose]

It was called swollen tip. And nothing broke, but there are just some places foreign objects are not meant to go.

[Monkeytoes]

Quilty.. try this one. (No way is it real)

http://www.pressurespot.com/

[ColleenF30]

It was called swollen tip. And nothing broke, but there are just some places foreign objects are not meant to go.


I have to agree....lol DH went to sleep. I think he was afraid I was getting strange ideas.

[ColleenF30]

Quilty.. try this one. (No way is it real)

http://www.pressurespot.com/


Holy cowcrap batman!

[Monkeytoes]

OMG.. fingerslam made me cringe in pain.

[ColleenF30]

Oh this is worse than swollen tip

http://www.fingerslam.com/


LOL monkeytoes...we posted at the same time.

[ColleenF30]

Hey this link takes you to the original vid I had posted!

Meatspin (http://www.meatspin.com/)

[PiccoloRose]

I have to agree....lol DH went to sleep. I think he was afraid I was getting strange ideas.


Funny...you would think that would make him want to stay awake and make sure that you don't try to do anything to him, lol!

[Crabbie]

Hey this link takes you to the original vid I had posted!

Meatspin (http://www.meatspin.com/)

That is the original video I saw.

[Crabbie]

My husband asked me "What on earthed caused you to look at those videos?"

[ColleenF30]

That is the original video I saw.


Yeah the link crapped out on me. Had to find a new backdoor....as wrong as that sounds.

[ColleenF30]

My husband asked me "What on earthed caused you to look at those videos?"


LOL blame me. When my husband went to bed he was shaking his head calling me a bad girl. I think this probably has proven I am an awesome candidate for an extended mental evaluation....LOL

All this time I was so quiet in BF.com. Damn pregnancy hormones make me do strange things.

[QuiltyConscience]

Quilty.. try this one. (No way is it real)

http://www.pressurespot.com/

Okay I clicked on that one....LOL....and no, not real, but funny.

[QuiltyConscience]

I watched the meatspin one and laughed so hard I caught the gay.

[Monkeytoes]

I watched the meatspin one and laughed so hard I caught the gay.

:roflol

[ColleenF30]

I watched the meatspin one and laughed so hard I caught the gay.


Never be able to listen to that song quite the same way again will you?

[Indigo]

Should I be happy that it didn't work and I just got to see three old men having sex.

Lemon Party? I sent that to a friend once, he kept bugging me for pics of me so I said, you want pics and linked lemon party. He was not mad just shocked, but I know him well enough to know what to expect.

[Justicedog]

Yeah, sometimes life really is simple. Don't put breakables in your ass, good thing to know.



I thought they teach this in kindergarten.

[still_me]

what? No. Glass in.. no. it broke? holy moly. but a wine bottle? NO No No. do people not have plastic unbreakable things to shove up their ass? and holy cow. why would you put a jar in there? why not an eggplant or something not requiring a 911 call.

No this cannot be real. And I will not look at it.


This all the way. I don't even want to picture anything so as soon as someone goes to describe anything I read the first and last sentence.

[HammBugga]

I don't think I am ever unpuckering my asshole again.

[luckymom82]

I didn't know the anus could get that stretched out.


I haven't watched either video but..exactly! How the hell do you get a mason jar up your anus?

[PiccoloRose]

I haven't watched either video but..exactly! How the hell do you get a mason jar up your anus?


You don't without breaking it. At least the guy in the video didn't without breaking it.

[ColleenF30]

Thicker glass is the key. Or not.

[PiccoloRose]

Thicker glass is the key. Or not.


That would at least help towards avoiding a rather embarrassing and excruciatingly painful hospital visit.

[ColleenF30]

That would at least help towards avoiding a rather embarrassing and excruciatingly painful hospital visit.


Kinda makes you wonder if he put the video online himself, of if one of his "friends" did it. Just not something you would want out there for everyone to see.

[SarahFae]

So sorry I opened this thread. I can't resist link clicking. Although the jar own, I saw the opening picture and quickly exited before any blood was seen. I prolly woulda puked.

[PiccoloRose]

Kinda makes you wonder if he put the video online himself, of if one of his "friends" did it. Just not something you would want out there for everyone to see.

Well, it never showed his face, so he might have posted it himself. He might have gone to the hospital, had the insides if his ass fixed up, gotten home completely doped up on heavy duty pain killers, and started thinking it was the funniest thing ever, then posted it in a demerol haze.

So sorry I opened this thread. I can't resist link clicking. Although the jar own, I saw the opening picture and quickly exited before any blood was seen. I prolly woulda puked.

I did. Puke, that is.