
A
woman at an interactive advertising agency recently returned from
maternity leave, and sent the following e-mail:
"Whoever used the milk in the small plastic container that was in
the refrigerator yesterday, please do NOT own up to it. I would find
it forever difficult to meet your gaze across a cafeteria table whilst
having a discussion about java applets or brand identity."
"Just be aware that that milk was EXPRESSLY for my son, if you
get my drift. I will label these things from now on, but if you found
your coffee tasted just a little bit special, you might think of
calling your mom and telling her you love her."
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