If you need a third hand, use your teeth!
Avoid changing baby on new Persian rug.
Reach finger down back of diaper to see if there's a "doodie"
When you run out of baby oil, us Old Spice.
Insure proper ventilation, avoid open flames.
Always feed baby lots of apricots 3 to 4 hours earlier
Never scratch and sniff
Be careful of high-pressure spray nozzles on baby.
Recycle! Recycle! Recycle!
Breastfeeding
The
Lighter Side
Hysterical Diaper-Changing Tips for Dads 
Always use protective eyewear.
there's
a "doodie"
