 Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital
waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and
announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir. You're the father
of twins."
"What a coincidence," the man said. "I work for the
Minnesota Twins baseball team."
The nurse returned a little while later and turned to the second man.
"You sir, are the rather of triplets."
"Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he said.
"I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let
me live this one down!"
An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the
nurse came back. This time she announced to the third man that his
wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he could barely
reply.
"Don't tell me! Another coincidence?" the nurse asked. After
finally regaining his composure, the man said. "I don't believe
it. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."
After hearing this, everyone's attention turned to the fourth guy, who
had fainted flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side, and
after some time, he slowly regained consciousness.
When he was finally able to speak, he was heard whispering the same
phrase over and over again.
"I should have never taken that job with Millennium Computers...
I should have never taken that job with Millennium Computers.... I
should have never taken that job with Millennium Computers...."
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Breastfeeding
The
Lighter Side
