Four
Expectant Fathers...
Four Expectant Fathers...
  Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital
waiting room while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and
announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir. You're the father
of twins.""What a coincidence," the man said. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team." The nurse returned a little while later and turned to the second man. "You sir, are the rather of triplets." "Wow, that's really an incredible coincidence," he said. "I work for the 3M Corporation. My buddies at work will never let me live this one down!" An hour later, while the other two men were passing cigars around, the nurse came back. This time she announced to the third man that his wife had just given birth to quadruplets. Stunned, he could barely reply. "Don't tell me! Another coincidence?" the nurse asked. After finally regaining his composure, the man said. "I don't believe it. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel." After hearing this, everyone's attention turned to the fourth guy, who had fainted flat out on the floor. The nurse rushed to his side, and after some time, he slowly regained consciousness. When he was finally able to speak, he was heard whispering the same phrase over and over again. "I should have never taken that job with Millennium Computers... I should have never taken that job with Millennium Computers.... I should have never taken that job with Millennium Computers...." |
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