Ryan the Nurser

To the tune of "Frosty The Snowman"

Ryan the nurser is a very happy boy
with a perfect latch and a button nose and two eyes made out of joy.

Ryan the nurser is a little old they say.
He was born last year but my husband knows he nurses every day.

There must be some magic in those two full breasts he's found
for when he latches on just right he begins to squirm around.

O' Ryan the nurser is as healthy as can be
And his mommy say "he can nurse all day, just save some time for me."

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Look at Ryan eat.
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It's so much better then meat.

Ryan the nurser likes to nurse and play all day
so he said, "Let's run
and we'll have some fun before I latch and lay"
on to his mommy, with a boobie in his mouth
he's sighing there and twirling his hair
saying, "Breast is best for me."

He's the only boy who knows this joy in his neighborhood
And he'll only wean when he is done although moms misunderstood

For Ryan the nurser
will wean in his own way
but he waves "Bye-bye"
and says, "Don't you cry.
I'll be off to school someday."

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Look at Ryan eat.
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It's so much better then meat!"