Maybe they're smarter than we
thought?
 1. "Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears
are twitching."
- Andrew, age 9
2. "Wear a hat when feeding seagulls."
- Rocky, age 9
3. "Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed for
morning."
- Stephanie, age 8
4. "Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower"
- Lamar, age 10
5. "Never ask for anything that costs more than $5 when
your parents are doing taxes."
-Carrol, age 9
6. "Never bug a pregnant mom."
- Nicholas, age 11
7. "Don't ever be too full for dessert."
- Kelly, age 10
8. "When you dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?'
don't answer him."
- Michael, age 14
9. "Never tell your mom her diet's not working."
-Michael, age 14
10. "Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a
baseball bat."
- Joel, age 12
11. "When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your
mom when she's on the phone."
- Aleysha, age 13
12. "Never try to baptize a cat."
- Laura, age 13
13. "Never spit when on a roller coaster."
- Scott, age 11
14. "Never do pranks at a police station."
- Sam, age 11
15. "Never tell your little brother that you're not going
to do what your mom told you to do."
- Hank, age 12
16. "Remember you're never to old to hold your father's
hand."
- Molly, age 11
17. "Listen to your brain. It has lots of
information."
- Chelsey, age 7
18. "Never dare your brother to paint the car."
- Phillip, age 13
19.) "Forget the cake, go for the icing."
- Cynthia, age 8
20) "When you want something expensive, ask your
grandparents."
- Matthew, age 12
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