A Happy Lactating Letter from Martha

Dear Friends,

As a busy young nursing mother, stockbroker and model, I often wished to create something truly useful with the excessive quantities of breast milk I was producing. But I was na�ve at the time, and more interested in other ambitions. Sadly, I let it all go to waste. I even let myself dry up after my daughter was weaned.

Then, 20 years later, while on an overland trek into the Himalayas to learn the secret of making wild yak butter, it came to me: breast milk can be captured, not just for human infant nutrition, but for enhancing our lives, homes and spirits.

Inspired, I developed my new "Lactating in Style Kit," available now for just $49.95. I hope you enjoy the tips, recipes and information I have included in this new offering. I have just purchased 13 new professional grade electric breast pumps for myself, and life has never been better.

In this kit, you will find tips, recipes and anecdotes, including step-by-step instructions for making breast milk paints, easy breast milk bon-bons, old-fashioned breast milk custard, nipple stencils, paper mache breast centerpieces, and expert advice on how to find a decent wet nurse. In addition, you will receive tips for purchasing the proper pump, and a bonus booklet featuring a field trip with me to Vermont's oldest breast milk dairy.

I have tried always, and still do try, to be open minded about the vast possibilities and many opportunities right at home that can add value to one's life. My new Lactating in Style Kit is another beautiful way I can help enrich your life, and expand my empire. And to think it all started in Nutley, New Jersey where I grew up. All of the neighborhood mothers on Elm Street in Nutley were lactating during my childhood. I have many fond memories of my own mother standing over a steaming pan of homemade chocolate pudding. She would open her pinafore and squirt in a few streams of breast milk for that extra special flavor. We kids would gather around, begging mother for a taste. Now, my breast milk custard recipe has that same secret ingredient I enjoyed as a girl.

I certainly hope this kit will enhance your life as it has mine. Order Lactating in Style now by calling 1-800-Pump It, or on-line at www.marthasgotmilk.com.

Happy Lactating!

Martha