Humorous Parental
Observations
Humorous Parental Observations
Parenting with a sense of humor 
 Having childrenwill turn you into your parents.
Those who saythey "sleep like a baby" don't have one.
You can learnmany things from children, like how much patience you have.
One child is often not enough, but two children can be far too many.
Insanity is inherited - you get it from your kids.
If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sitdown and look comfortable.
A young child is a noise with dirt on it.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Familiarity breeds children.
Be nice to your kids, for it is they who will choose yournursing home.
For adult education, nothing beats children.
It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did toeducate his father.
Summer vacation is a time when parents realize that teachersare grossly underpaid.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
There are three ways to get things done: 1) do it yourself,2) hire someone to do it, 3) forbid your kids to do it.
The best thing to spend on your children is time. |
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