She looked pretty
suspicious...by Disney
I had just returned to work after maternity leave
and was still a little anxious about using the breast pump.
Despite this I was determined to continue nursing.
Fortunately, my job requires me to be on the road all the time;
thus I had the privacy I needed in my car... Or so I thought!
This happened in the early spring, it was time to pump so I found a
quiet parking lot near the beach, a scenic pull off spot.
I proceeded to set my gear up, I saw several people hiking by
and decided for more privacy to put up my car shades.
As I was happily pumping away I looked up in my rear view mirror and
to my horror I saw a policeman quickly approaching my car, he had been
suspicious about the blocked windows with someone clearly inside.
So as I tried to adjust myself quickly, spilling my "liquid
gold" all over, he began to bang on my window.
 As
I initially ignored him in my attempts to get settled, he began to
bang louder and yell "What's going on in there?".
I rolled down my window and feeling rather frustrated I replied
"Do you really want to know?" he said, "Yes!".
So I haughtily replied " Well, If you really want to know
I'm using my breast pump!"
He retreated quickly with a horrified look on his face.
As he walked away he spoke into his shoulder walkie-talkie and
to this day I have always wished I could have heard what he had said
to his dispatcher!
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