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by Joanna Davis
Once when I was in a Taco Bell eating lunch with my husband and
my 2 year old and while nursing my 2 month old infant, I had a snooty and well dressed
middle aged lady come to my table and say to me in a rather rude tone of voice,
"Don't you think you should go to the bathroom to do that?"
I turned around and looked her straight in the eye, and smiled sweetly and in an
obnoxiously sweet tone I replied...
"Why yes, you are right... why don't you grab your lunch, and join me and we can
discuss how very healthy your idea really is!"
She snorted a "hrumph" and went back to her table looking deflated, and I of
course beamed and continued nursing my baby. |
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