Vignettes of Nursing Humor VIII
Great breastfeeding stories that will make you smileWhen my sister was nursing her first born, our brother's son Trevor, who was 5, was fascinated by the entire process. One day my sister was in the bedroom using her very loud, very strange-looking (to a five year old) breastpump, when Trevor walked in. He stared at her in shock and asked what she was doing. She replied that she was using the pump to "get milk." Trevor gave her a haughty look and stated, "We have milk in the refrigerator." Trevor is now 10 and we still laugh over this story. Karen Mueller My son, Michael, is now 2 years old and has always been a precocious talker. He speaks in very clear complete sentences and learns something new every day. We have enjoyed natural weaning and he has very methodically dropped out feedings on his own as he has grown and matured. We have always said a blessing at dinner time when all three of us are at home. Michael has been learning to hold our hands and say a simple blessing followed by "amen." Several mornings ago, I got him out of his crib and brought into our bedroom where his dad was still sleeping and put him on the bed. He asked to eat and as I prepared to nurse him he spontaneously said "Thank you God for the food, amen!" Deborah S. Hucaby Hill, M.D. Fort Worth, Texas During church on Sunday afternoon my daughter Kimberly (2 1/2 months old) started to fuss. So I gathered up my diaper bag and headed to the top floor of the church to change he diaper and nurse her. Well, the church was so hot, and upstairs in the nursery was even hotter. They had the door open to the nursery and a gate up so that the air could flow through.
I got Kimmy's diaper all changed and sat down and got comfy and
started to feed her. (Mind you I did have a shirt on that did cover
pretty well so I wasn't hanging out everywhere.) My friend was in the
nursery with her baby and her 5-year-old son who was suppose to be
napping. All of sudden Jesse (the 5 year old) yelled, "Mom! That
lady is feeding that baby with her boob! |
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