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If Women Ruled the World...

 
  After a baby is born, men would take a six-week paternity
     leave to wait on their wives hand and foot.

  Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their
     accomplishments.

  Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice
     as hard for none of the credit.

  Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight
     standard would increase by 40 pounds.

  Overweight men would have their weight brought to their
     attention constantly.

  Men would work on relationships as much as they work on
     their careers.

  All toilet seats would be nailed down.

  Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking.

  For basic training, soldiers would have to take care of a 2
     year old for six weeks

  During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women
     would date 19 year olds.

  Men would learn phrases like "I'm sorry," "I love you,"
     "You're  beautiful," and "Of course you don't look fat in that
     outfit."

  Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.

  PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.

  Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.

  Men would bring drinks, chips and dips to women watching
     soap operas
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