By Alex, Age 3
First, the daddy makes the baby out of paper and paint.
Boys gots blue eyes or hazel eyes, girls gots brown eyes.
Then the baby gets on the baby bus and goes to the bus station and climbs out and finds his mommy.
Then him climbs into his mommy.
How? I don't know.
The baby grows and grows and gets bigger and bigger and kicks and kicks and him says, "let me out of here! let me out of here!"
But nobody can hear him because he is in a bathtub in his momma's belly.
Hey! Do babies wear clothes in there?
Them don't? Oh. I didn't know that.
The baby gets bigger and bigger and finally him climbs out of his mommy because he don't like it in there no more.
Then they get a diaper change and go nigh nigh.
I didn't like being a baby in your belly momma, you don't gots any toys in there and I couldn't watch cartoonies.
So I climbed out and got bigger, bigger, biggest and now I stop growing.
The end. c/o Mommy-Tracy
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