Rugby, writing bad poetry, canoeing, homebrewing, camping, kilt making, hiking...

28 Days Later, the 007 series, American Beauty, Mean Machine, American Psycho, The Thing, the Amityville series, Slither, the Alien series, The Hills Have Eyes, the Evil Dead trilogy, A Boy and His Dog, The Big Lebowski, Zombie, Big Trouble in Little China, Vampire Hunter D, Blade Runner, Undead, Cabin Fever, THX 1138, Kevin Smith films, They Live, the Dune series, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, A Clockwork Orange, Team America, D.C. Cab, Taxi Driver, Dark City, the "Holy" trilogy, Romero's _____ of the Dead series, Snatch, Dead Alive, Sin City, Dog Soldiers, Shaun of the Dead, Donnie Darko, A Scanner Darkly, Escape from NY/LA, Run Ronnie Run, The Exorcist, the Resident Evil trilogy, Fight Club, Red Sonja, the Friday the 13th series, The Punisher, From Hell, Pulp Fiction, Ghost in the Shell, Predator, the Silence of the Lambs series, Orgazmo, The Hitcher, The Omen, House of 1000 Corpses, Office Space, I Spit on Your Grave, Ninja Scroll, the Indiana Jones triology, Natural Born Killers, Jackass, Memento, Kill Bill, The Machinist, LotR, Maniac!...

Morbid Angel, Crass, Death, Extreme Noise Terror, Slayer, Antiseen, Grave, MOD/SOD, Carcass, Dropkick Murphys, Suffocation, TSOL, Deicide, Misery, Malevolent Creation, Corrosion of Conformity, Dying Fetus, Agnostic Front, My Dying Bride, Bad Religion, Goatwhore, Ritual Killer...

Who Goes There?, Dune, The Thing From Another World, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, The Naked Ape...

Algolagnia, kinbaku, stropping, tattoos, figging, jumping in the Fox River in February, the art of Hajime Sorayama...

Stupidity, jealousy, envy, people that drink all day and then pick up the kids from school, tailgaters, romance novels, hypocrites, pubic hair, blind conformity, overalls, hippies, plastic flowers, deadbeats, sappy movies, people who say, "whatever" when they're mad, self-righteous people, hair bands, people who "sprinkle" on public toilet seats and then leave it that way, liars, people who make a big deal out of anniversaries, cashiers who let go of your change before you have control of it, women who have 3 or more children by 3 or more different fathers, gas prices, people who are rude to hard working civil servants, cheaters, sneezing and being unable to suppress a fart that comes out at the same time, nagging, Christmas hoopla, chain letters, people who constantly apply their brakes for no reason, the importance of professional sports in our society, an itch you can't scratch, tidy whities, beauty pageants, people who think the word "family" is a synonym for "censorship", rug burns..

(1) I'm originally from Merom, Indiana. (2) I live in an old farmhouse. (3) I have an associates in applied science degree in computer programming & applications. (4) I prefer solitude to social intercourse. (5) I have 5 nieces and nephews (ages 3-10) that I spend the weekends with.